whoes zip 

August 23 [Thu], 2007, 0:55

a youny woman in a really skimpy skirt was at the bus stop.when the bus arrived and the doors opened she tried to climb the steps.however,her skirt was too tight and her legs couldn't move.so,she reached behind her and undid her zip.she tried to step up again,and still couldn't,so she reached hehind again and played with the zip.she tried to climb the steps again,but still no luch.so,she reached behind again ,but a pair of strong hands , picked her up and placed her on the top step.
"what do you think you're doing?" she asked the guy behind her.
"well,i figured the second time you undid my fly we were at least good friends!"

誰的拉鏈
一個穿著超短裙的女孩在汽車站等車。車來了,女孩抬腿上車,可因為裙子太緊,她上不去。她就伸手把后面的拉鏈松了松,還是不行,她又松了松,還是不行。她又把手伸到后邊,卻被一雙有力的大手托到車上。
“你知不知道自己在干什么?”女孩問。
“噢,你第二次拉我褲子拉鏈時我就想,咱們至少應該是好朋友了。”

unfair 

August 23 [Thu], 2007, 0:49
There was once a lazy boy.He was not willing to do anything. So nobody wanted to hire him. As time went by ,he could live no longer. He asked one of his friends to introduce him to get an easier job.
The introducer thought for a moment.Then he said:"You go to take care of the graveyard. There is no job easier than this."
The lazy boy went to work happily.But in a few days,he came back again, saying angrily:"i won't do it"
"Why?"
"It's unfair to do this job.Those people are all lying.I'm the person who stands."

有個懶惰的家伙,他什么事也不愿意做,所以沒人雇傭他。日子一天天過去,他再也混不下去了,只得求朋友介紹個輕松的工作。
介紹人想了一會兒,說:“你可以去看墓地,可是再沒有比這容易的活了。”
懶漢高興地去上班了,但剛過了幾天,他就回來了,十分生氣地說“我不干了!”
“為什么呀?”
“太不公平了,他們都躺著,站著就我一個。”

super fans 

August 22 [Wed], 2007, 22:27
There ws a Liverpool fan with a really crappy seat at Anfield. Looking with some binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the halfway line. Thinking to himself,"what a waste", he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken ?"
"This was my wife's seat," said the man ."she passed away recently...she was a big Liverpool fan."
"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss," said the first man .
"May I ask why you didn't give her ticket to a friend or a relative?"
"Because they're all at her funeral," replied the man.

有一個利物浦隊的球迷,他有一張安菲爾コ球場的低檔次球票。他用雙筒望遠鏡看到中間有一個空座。“這是多大的浪費呀!”他一邊想一邊向空座擠了過去。來到座位后,他問那個鄰座的男人;“這個座有人嗎?”
“這是我妻子的座位,”男人說道,“她最近剛剛去世。。。她是利物浦隊的狂熱球迷。”
“我很遺憾聽到你家的不辛消息。”第一個男人說道。
“那你為什么不把她的票給朋友或是親戚?”
“因為他們都在參加她的葬禮。”男人回答道。

the change 

June 24 [Sun], 2007, 6:13
it has finally come to an end in this morning. the exam torturing me more than a month has gone..because i had prepared it over a month..in these terrible days..i nearly hadn't relaxed to see a movie !! what's more..i just hadn't concerned my dear w-inds for a month!!! maybe i need some days to release myself..and then i have to prepare the rest of exam and i had better pass all the exam...thinking this..i become tired more..
anyway..this is the relaxing time...throw away all the unhappy...go ahead
last night..i came to my brother's home, after we ate,we went to park with the baby husky dog..i really really very very like it ..it names cola...his most favorate season is summer..do you know why?? because in this season is really hot...the most important thing is the girls liking to wear skirts the time...and he..just can drill under their skirts.it completely is a rather Downstream dog...right??(but i like it )^-^
the important of the words is to say the change i face to my brother's girlfriend...
er...actually ..cola is hers...at the beginning ..
...for i feel ..she snatched my brother...my brother show less concern on me after they are together...i can't stand with it...and i hate her..though ..she has a dog ..you know.. i really like dog..especially some big dog..seems very fierce...
and every time i came to here..i said nothing to her...and i didn't play with this cute dog..just saw it from time to time..once...impressed to me..i was in a room alone to play the computer..suddently ,,cola came in ..i saw no one ..immediately..i hug the dog favorately..i put it in my thigh ,play with it..it just seems to like me very much..alway timing me..around me...
later..my friends made a lot of ideological work on my wrong mind...
lots of things passed..
and then ..i can't help playing with the funny dog..but i alway say nothing to her...
for the dog..and something else...it seems there are lots of questions i wanor ask her...
finally ..i speaked..her..smiled with her....but sometimes..i do don't like her...
the focus is that my atittude to her seems changed...it is enough

連絡しよ 

May 16 [Wed], 2007, 0:10
こんばんは 
あたしはw-inds.のファンに友達なりたい
でも
このに日本のweb pagをlog inのは便利では在りません
良いなら
msn や sending mailで連絡する
どう
待っててね
きっと。。連絡しよ
PS:一緒にW-INDS.を応援しよ

あたしのmailbox and msn renak.he@hotmail.com

my ranran 

May 14 [Mon], 2007, 11:19
yesterday..
my mother called me and said she got a baby dog never growing up from a aunt.
and the baby dog is so cute that my dad said nothing about its staying.. you know..my dad hadn't ever liked us to live with a pet.. mom said she would be very quiet if anyboby stays with her ..but when she is alone it will became very noise ..she will be shouting..never stop..*-*
mon helps it to take a shower once every two days..and then blow it stem by hair dryer..(oh..she is the princess of mom..en...i wanor..know..who ..am..i...???-_-'')
へへ 可愛い ね ^-^
so exciting ..あたし 今 見りたい
mom call her baby.. i changed it..
do you know her new name?? ..maybe you know..
ranran..へへ it is the name of ryohei's baby dog.. i like it..
mom said it is too difficult to call..and then i told her..if she didn't accept ..i would go home this weekend..and she would pay the whole money i spend..
certainly..i am the winner..
from now on ..the baby dog's name is ranran...yeah..
ランランチャンが本とに好き  チョ 見リたいな
今   晩いだから
お休み

start 

May 14 [Mon], 2007, 10:57
Register success finally!!
it has really taken lots of time and energy..
今 嬉しい  チョ  嬉しい
this is the first words i send to the jp bolg the same as ryohei..
so exciting..
i will appreciate with your coming frequaintly
thanx..
ps:w-inds  大好きだ
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