Attack of the milk bottles!!!

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Milo activated Emergency Bottle Smashing Bats.
Milk bottles destroyed EBSB before its full activation.
Milo 15 HP damage.
Milo is covered in milk.
Milo deploys vinegar gun.
Milk turns into curd.
Milk bottles 40 HP damage.
Milk bottles attack with lactose intolerance beam.
Milo runs to the toilet.
Milo 30 HP damage.
Milo > Item > Milky Bar
Milo transforms into Milky Bar Kid.
Milo drinks all the milk.
Milk bottles annhilated.
Milo gained 114 EXP points.
Milo gained $500.

It is his birthday today.
He's turning 5!!
It's an exciting day for him
as he is starting primary school.
He's ecstatic because he's got a cool party hat
and red and black ribbon wrapped around him.

I'm so proud of you!