The ferocious winds of Melbourne. You may have heard of it, but few have lived to tell its tale. Within the last month, the Winds have rakes up countless casualties and the numbers just seem to keep increasing at a steady rate.
As part of Charming New's Breaking Coverage of Melbourne's Winds and the path of destruction that it makes, we share the latest stories of the carnage the Winds mercilessly leave behind and the brave ones who are left to pick up the pieces of their lives. We join Reporter Charmy at the aftermath of a recent attack.

Victim No. 1 is Ms Posh Dot. Ms Dot has been fighting the Monster called the Melbourne Winds almost all of her life. Born in Sunny Singapore, she migrated to Australia as a child, not realising the dangers of the Melbourne Wind. Lucky enough to have survive to a ripe age of 3 years old under the relantless assault of the Winds through her strong constitution. Alas, even a veteran such as Ms Dots could withstand a foe such as the Melbourne Winds. Battered by years of exposure, coupled with a broken structure, Ms Dots passed away from her grave injuries. Ms Dots will forever be remembered as the fighter she was and her never say die spirit

Victim No. 2 is Mr Teal Stripes. Mr Teal was the unfortunate victim who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. He was initially not fated to front line the blitz, However, by a twist of fate, he was chosen to face the deadly aggression. Without any prior experience with such ferocity, Mr Teal lost his grip and broke his handle. And we all know, without a handle, who can hope for a new life? Unable to be of any more use, Mr Teal had no choice but to retire and spend his remaining days as a invalid.

Victim No.3 is Ms Kitty Black. Ms Black had been a rebel her whole life, born as a cute girl, she tried to distance herself from that image and wore black. However, it was also this desire for the uncommon that led to her eventual downfall. Determined to prove herself to her peers that she was not all appearence, but had some substace as well, she sought out the Melbourne Wind as a way to earn recognition from her peers. As we all know how the story ends, Ms Kitty did not fare well, her kind was not born to face the onslaught of such odds and her constitution proved weak. She did not last a week in her charge against the dreaded Winds.
The Brave, the Unfortunate and the Stubborn, their lives shall be remembered as a tribute to savage Mother Nature, as well as all those nameless who lose their lives fighting. RIP
Aw man,did I just spend 2 hrs on this...